Jeremy Renner Captions

hawkeyejr:

1) Did I.. just have sex.. with you?

2) Whatever, I got it in nonetheless.

Renner loves his sex. No matter the person.

hawkeyejr:

Nice dick there.

Renner is impressed.

redcatorade:

1) GIVE ME A HUG. (No!)

2) Y U NO GIVE ME HUG. WHORE.

FAN WON’T GIVE RENNER A HUG? WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM.

redcatorade:

1) Aight, manly pose.

2) You want me to turn? Okay.

3) Here, I’ll add some swag.

4) Almost there.

5) These jeans are a bit tight eh?

6) I hope whoever sees this likes my ass.

Renner knows how to please us.

hawkeyejr:

1) Am I good in bed? Did you make him ask that? Of course I am!

2) I don’t know, it’s just kinda, ya know, natural.

3) Fap fap fap. Wait, why? Do you want to sleep with me?

4) Well, I mean, I am single.

Jeremy is sooo good in bed (according to him).

hawkeyejr:

You have been.. seduced.

Renner seducing some Affleck.

hawkeyejr:

Chris Evans - “:O look at his fucking arms.”

Captain America is shocked.

hawkeyejr:

1) You’re asking if I like penis or vagina?

2) Haha. Haven’t really made a decision yet. Shh.

Renner confused on his sexuality.

hawkeyejr:

1) Oh hai, look it’s mah face on a big piece of paper.

Calm yourself scarf boy.

hawkeyejr:

1) Oh hey der gurl!

Jeremy, why you so fabulous.